We like to party.

My telephone has started deleting my contacts. I think as soon as I receive a text from someone then it deletes their entry. I have 3 different rashes on my body right now that are disimilar but I'm giving them all the same remedy. A guy in the library parking lot told me that my bicycle bibs were "like Dolce and Gabbana runway hot." I've gained 8 pounds since the start of bike tour. My hair does not appear to be a year longer than it was last year at this time. I've taken to staring at people in public, instantly to break the stare when they see me then trying to instigate a mutual stare off.