I went for a $20 rain coat instead

I must manage my water intake because bathrooms are few and far inbetween. I flirt with the danger of being thirsty constantly or having to pay 3 pesos for a bathroom with no toilet seat. I do not not know how to squat, that being said I usually pee standing up anyway. I went on Semana Santa with a girl who was perpetually crying. I fell in like with a girl down here. For some reason after every statement I type I want to follow it with ´that being said...´ That being said I´m going to go take a shit. Ive got a case of the del sur.